This is the year 2013.

But where are the bloody synthetic muscles? I'm yearning for them to be layered over my quadriceps. Wrapped around my lower back. And I wouldn't reject new shoulder rotator cuff either. I really wish there were cyborg parts readily available right now.

But that's not the case. So I have to slowly nurse myself back to health.

And even if that was the case now, I wouldn't have the money.

Perhaps it's better that none of these parts were available. I might have to give my bum up for some quids.