Monday, June 23, 2008

I feel bloated relishing the same thoughts, hovering about the same topics. Even I, am sick of myself.

I don't really bother restoring blog bookmarks because, like I said, people just don't change. Rarely do their blogs become interesting.



These are things you would find on blogs, almost always mutually exclusively.

God
-Mentioning god in every single entry
-Attributing all merits to god
-Incoherently bringing in 'god' into the picture
-Quoting verses and doing a small writeup

Relationship
-Not so personal yet very personal messages, usually intended for the whole world to see
-Constantly reminiscing of a past relationship
-Constant yearn to find one's other half
-In a persistent dreamy state of belief (fairy-tale-like love)

Food
-Tons of snapshots which includes pictures of the soy sauce and the common straw
-Display of cooking skills
-May include recipes

Social butterfly
-Narcissistic tendencies
-Tons of snapshots
-Ability to make a boring outing sound awesome
-Tons of links (to other blogs)
-Information overload on social networking sites

Joe
-Basically a list of daily to-dos in a almost fully monochromatic way
-May include snapshots
-Usually accompanied by a well thought-out profile page

The achiever
-Worries that are usually frivolous
-Update accompanies achievements - or lack of
-Strange thoughts, may shock people

The material girl(/boy)
-Tons of snapshots of purchases
-A long wish-list at the side
-May have a sister blog in an attempt to recover loss incurred due to over-purchasing

Technogeek
-Photos of peripherals
-Enjoys listing specifications
-Product/feature demonstration
-Usually types in greek

Gamer
-Screenshots of game
-May display guild/server/clan names in profile
-A banner splayed across the top with terrible fonts
-Requires an acquired taste to read/appreciate

Emokid
-Loud embedded music
-Narcissistic tendencies
-Dark, dark, retarded thoughts
-Display pictures of sliced wrists (that are not theirs)

Very very young at heart
-Words with -z or -x suffixes
-Rather colloquial, e.g keke, epic fail, lolz, n00b, laogong
-cApS permutation mastery



Who else have I missed out?


Oh. So carried away. I would like to taste something new. Do something new.
How about something new every single day?

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