And so the boots causes abrasions and boils and blisters. I got these.


Guess what they gave me(for spending over, I think, $20)?





Styling gel.


Gel.


Hair gel.



The assistant said, "We are having a promotion and are giving this hair gel to you foc."
And I was rubbing my bald head saying, "Er, okay. Thank you."



I kid you not. Look at the receipt.