I'm watching memoirs of a geisha. it sucks. the japanese doesn't sound native. the fake engrish doesn't sound as though it was spoken by a japanese either. don't speak it, even if it's pretend-to-be-fucking-engrish; if you can't. have the whole thing in fucking english and add fucking subtitles.
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what the fuck? a japanese lady says, "hashite ya don don.. YOU ARE LATE!"
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i see a couple making out in MOAG, the guy is wearing jeans. what the fuck. im getting really pissed
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yeah sure. japanese letter written across instead of right to left laterally.
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now promise me, next time you take a tumble, no frowns.

i get it.
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"That winter I turned fifteen."
karebu: "But you look twenty."
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"In this tiny world of women, friends turned against friends."
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water is powerful
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*strike *strike
"For luck!'
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"A man's eel visits a woman's cage"
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The accent changed during the war.

I was right. The cast is made up of ABCs.