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Why am I stalked by these underage girls?
Why am I stalked by these underage girls?
Why am I stalked by these underage girls?

They won't leave me alone at my job
I'm trying to sell some clothes they will come into the store
and hit on me but they are 16 and I'm 24
girls will never notice me in high school
so why now
when it's illegal
oh why now
girls will never date me when I was their age
it's just not fair when they were being born and I was 8

they say they love me and want to have my kids
they want to marry me and I don't know what I did
to get attention from 'em
girls like this never notice me in high school
so why now
when it's illegal
oh why now
girls will never date me when I was their age
and now they visit my work everyday

Why am I stalked by these underage girls?
Why am I stalked by these underage girls?
Why am I stalked by these underage girls?
They won't leave me alone at my job

Oh yeah..
Oh yeah..
Oh yeah..
Oh yeah!

I think they must be joking
I just play along

"Dude, what about that time when you were asked to go to the prom?"
"Oh, I totally forgot about that."

Why do these underage girls keep stalking me now? (just stop)
Why do these underage girls keep stalking me now? (just stop)
Why do these underage girls keep stalking me?