"Rich bastards. I don't get it. Why do girls like them so much?"
"Heh, don't ask me. It's just a coincidence all my boyfriends turned out to be rich bastards."
"Actually, we only like the rich part. Not the bastard part."
"Oh, come on. I know guys who never made it through school, live off their rich parents' money, bum at home without work or education, and still gets more action than most guys around here. Girls love rich bastards."
"Yeah, but if their parents stop giving them money, they're just gonna be bastards. Full stop."


-from kenny.