To make thing short, I almost dislocated my left elbow today, and I got scratched across the face.

And yeah, this year I have the apple craze. I switched from orange(last year) to apple.

There's this book about punctuation that I saw today.
A customer goes into a coffeehouse, ate his breakfast and fired shots into the air. The waiter went over and asked him what happened. He then says, "Look at the definition of me." He takes out a dictionary, flips to 'Panda' and points to the definition. It reads. Panda: Eats, shoots & leaves. Punctuation matters.